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Spanish Stroll
Don’t you love getting sprayed with piss when you’re standing at a urinal ? I know I do. I was standing at the trough the other evening, resplendent in my ever-present summer shorts, when a fella came...
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Fed Up to the Front Teeth
BBC News: New ‘superbug’ found in UK hospitals By Michelle Roberts Health reporter A new superbug that is resistant to even the most powerful antibiotics has entered UK hospitals, experts warn. They...
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My Animals and Other Families
Unlike the previous year’s week in Italy, our arrival in Mallorca passed relatively incident-free. Ok, we were stuck in the carpark for 10 minutes while I tried to locate the handbrake in the hire car...
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Give Me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses
David Beckham came into this world on May 2nd 1975. By my reckoning that makes him 35 years old. When Fabio Capello told the media that Mr Beckham no longer featured in the England manager’s plans for...
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Goodbye-eee
According to the BBC, when I was born I was the 3,290,008,752nd person alive on earth. I dunno how they know this, but they know this. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one to be born on that...
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Humvees for Goalposts
Messi’s footwork part of anti-Syria conspiracy-TV By Oliver Holmes REUTERS BEIRUT, March 21 (Reuters) – Barcelona footballers don’t just have a slick passing game, they can also secretly indicate arms...
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Thought for the Day
Having deserted t’BBC Breakfast program (eey oop, here’s t’beenees nooz) I’ve been enjoying a couple of week’s worth of The Today Program where, for reasons known only to themselves, journalists are...
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And I Say: It’s All Right
While the world reels under the pressure of a triple-dip recession — solely caused, as we all know, by all those scrounging poor people, teachers, students, health workers and single parents— it’s...
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